But humans are curious, and we like to learn from our mistakes. If we don’t see it with our own eyes, is it really true? And at the end of the day, Tony was looking out for his wife, right?

“But if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.”

And so the following detailed Facebook status is an in-depth account of what happens when you taser yourself. Tony explains everything about his harrowing experience, from start to finish, and even his cat Leo makes a guest appearance. It’s a wild journey that is written in hilarious and clever detail, and stands as a reminder to taser the bad guy, but please, not yourself!!

Read on below to get all the fun bits of Tony’s bad decision. It’s worth the read, and guaranteed to make you really laugh out loud! I read it three times and still had tears welling up each time.


Now, wasn’t this a hilarious account? I don’t know if I’d trust this man with a taser while he’s home alone, though!